Woe is Me

oh if i could write verse too like dante
or play mean guitar like frusciante
or like sir edmund climb " The Hill"
or mint money like Mr Bill
or comprehend like Plato did
or mathemate like Euclid
or dribble the globe like Lionel Messi
or burn rubber like "The Doctor" Rossi
or relate and equate like Einstein
or like Jesus turn water to wine
or deliver a sermon like the Pope
or do comedy like Bob Hope
or sail the seas like Columbus
or cantillate like Sinatra does
or swab and daub like Da vinci
or like Nostradamus foresee
oh woe is now and woe is yet
when this fact you finally get
that your just another one of em whimsical poets...