Hurry and Pee

Oh is there anything more that one can foresee
when one’s blinded by the urge to pee
no newton would have sat under a tree
if he badly wanted his liquids free
nor could’ve freddy sung so well
had he been haunted by these devious spells
and i heard that Shakespeare only lost his rhyme
when there was too much water in his intestine
tell me people of the days when we lost our mind
days when the toilet we could never find
and then the days of beer and wine
that gets you spilling from sunset to sunshine
oh my friends never do withheld
any friend or foe from a urinal
for is there anything more irate
than the urge to urinate......


(a tribute to ogden,
Thou shall never be forgotten)